Good lord, even the Other Paper, which normally ignores the Jackets, has jumped on the “Will Doug Be Walking the Plank” bandwagon, with a cover story no less. Like most everything in the Other Paper this story annoys at least as much as it informs (What Jackets fans have attacked the team for not spending enough?) but it’s a sign of how far Doug’s fallen in local esteem that even the “HEY! HEY! LOOK AT HOW CONTRARIAN WE ARE! LOL!!!1!!one!!” alt-press is speculating on his demise.
Of course, we’ll really know Doug is a goner when the Free Press does their cover story on how he stole the election in 2004…;)