Open Letter

Dear Douchebag sitting behind me at the game tonight:

I know this is a difficult concept for someone of your limited intelligence to understand, but in civilized parts of the world, when we dump a beer down someone’s back because we’re tryin’ to get us one of them there Chipotle t-shirts they’re throwing out, it is customary to at least, say, offer an apology.

Thanks for making my “game experience” even worse than the Jackets’ half-assed play alone could do.

Sincerely,
All Wet in 209

P.S. People who don’t know jack shit about hockey really ought not to keep up a running commentary during the game.

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