I attended a Columbus Clippers minor league baseball game last week. We were given coupons for free McDonald’s coffee upon entering the stadium. OMG! McDonald’s is on the verge of going out of business! And I don’t even want to think about the collapse of the bread industry — after all, there was that game a couple years ago where they gave us two loaves of bread apiece when we were leaving.*
* This is true. Actually, if I’d asked them, they probably would have given me four loaves of bread. They were just that desperate to get rid of it. Which just goes to show that bread in Ohio is dead!